makin my way downtown
ass is chapped
and I’m home bound.
I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards
An apple a day does NOT keep the doctor away. I put an apple in my body EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And EVERY SINGLE DAY, it results in a trip to the hospital. Explain to me how that makes sense!
how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today
this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
*cha cha’s real smooth right past my responsibilities*
*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation
Still to this day my favorite comic
okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this.
Famous company logos on non-matching products
I feel so uncomfortable