lokili-in-the-tardis-at-221b:

unfboy:

wastelandsofficial:

makin my way downtown

sliding fast
ass is chapped
and I’m home bound.

I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards

lokili-in-the-tardis-at-221b:

unfboy:

wastelandsofficial:

makin my way downtown

sliding fast

ass is chapped

and I’m home bound.

I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards


hotwinger:

hotwinger:

An apple a day does NOT keep the doctor away. I put an apple in my body EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. And EVERY SINGLE DAY, it results in a trip to the hospital. Explain to me how that makes sense!

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bill-holmes:

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today

bill-holmes:

how the fuck did we get from there to where we are today


celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

celesti-l:

this is possibly the best transparent post ever u wont understand unless you drag it OMFg

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy


hotwhiteguy:

*cha cha’s real smooth right past my responsibilities*


zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation


chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic



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arrowsforpens:

fuck-kirk:

fuck-kirk:

okay guys, but seriously. not ALL cops are bad you all need to understand this. 

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phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

veteasabertu:

Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable